There's only one perfect child in the world
& every mother has it
There's only one perfect wife in the world
& every neighbor has it।
Three dreams of a man:
To be as handsome as his mother thinks॥
To be as rich as his child believes॥
To have as many women as his wife suspects...
Husband & wife are like liver and kidney।
Husband is the liver & wife the kidney।
If the liver fails, the kidney fails।
If the kidney fails, the liver manages with other kidney।
'Next Generation' Motto:
"Na hum shaadi karenge, na apne bachchon ko karne denge।"
What's the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like a girlfriend, that comes with an expiry date
and Daru is like a wife, 'Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi...'
Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?
Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate हैं
aur wife Be-Gum ho jaati hai...
The Japanese have produced a camera
that has such a fast shutter speed it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!