12 नवंबर 2009

आजका अंग्रेजी कोला ईमेल से मिला

dear All,

Enjoy!

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There's only one perfect child in the world

& every mother has it

There's only one perfect wife in the world

& every neighbor has it।

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Three dreams of a man:

To be as handsome as his mother thinks॥

To be as rich as his child believes॥

To have as many women as his wife suspects...

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Husband & wife are like liver and kidney।

Husband is the liver & wife the kidney।

If the liver fails, the kidney fails।

If the kidney fails, the liver manages with other kidney।

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'Next Generation' Motto:

"Na hum shaadi karenge, na apne bachchon ko karne denge।"

What's the diff between Dava & Daru?

Dava is like a girlfriend, that comes with an expiry date

and Daru is like a wife, 'Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi...'

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Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?

Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate हैं

aur wife Be-Gum ho jaati hai...

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The Japanese have produced a camera

that has such a fast shutter speed it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!

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विशिष्ट पोस्ट

मैं यशोमी हूँ बस यशोमी ...!!!!!

आज एक ऐसी कहानी प्रस्तुत करने जा रही हूँ जो लिखना मेरे लिए अपने आपको ही चेलेंज बन गया था । चाह कर के भी मैं एक रोमांटिक कहानी लिख नहीं पाय...